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Lord Mayor Doyle: Bringing a new scrutiny to Town Hall

December 2nd, 2008

Q: How do you get the formerly disinterested political media to focus on Town Hall policy and management with an unparalleled scrutiny and accountability?

A: Put a Liberal in the Lord Mayor’s seat.

The Age have run with Robert Doyle stories for the past two days New mayor Robert Doyle driving down a wrong-way street -  today, holding to account his idea of bringing cars back to Swanston Street. They’ve never focussed on Local government as much. It’s extraordinary – especially considering he hasn’t even been sworn in yet…  If only they kept Brumby or Rudd as accountable, we’d have a far better Australia.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

December 23rd, 2005

God rest ye merry gentlemen.

2005 has been a whopping year and quite frankly, I’m knackered.

2006 will be bigger and BETTER!

Scratch.

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Apologies!

February 5th, 2005

Hi Kids,

Sorry that I haven’t been as diligent with my publishing as you may be accustomed to – between moving house and work, it’s been an almost impossible task keeping track of news and views form around the world for the past few weeks.

I’ll be writing new things again in the next few days but in the meantime, have a perve at some of the gems in the archive…

SCRATCH YA…

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A Happy New Year…

January 2nd, 2005

It is with a heavy heart that I celebrate the coming of 2005. While most of the world brings in the new year with joy and community, ! can’t help but think of the immmense pain and suffering of those who have been devestated by the effects of the tsunami across the Indian Ocean.

From Somalia to Thailand, over 150,000 have died as a direct result of the tsunami, and possibly multiples more will die as a result of disease, homelessness and dymanic effects of the incredible tragedy.

At times like this, what do you do? A person without medical skill, or without the skill or ability to travel over there and assist with the reconstruction of the region can do very little. It’s terribly sad.

Donations are my only advice. For Aussies, the ANZ and Westpac Banks are providing “donation broking” services, where you go into the bank and they will help you with a range of care organisations.

Otherwise, just do whatever you can – go directly to the aid organisations such as World Vision, who have a direct donation webpage. Donate clothes, money, whatever.

This is a far greater tragedy than any rubbish that terrorism can throw up – this is a truly global catastrophe. Let us hope it gives those who would choose to turn humanity against itself a reason to reflect upon the insignificant nature of humanity and our humility in the face of nature.

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MERRY Christmas!

December 25th, 2004

Merry Christmas to all of the F rant faithful.

In my first year of operation I’ve covered some interesting topics (maybe), so while things are a little slower, feel free to have a perve at the archives dating all the way back to early September 2003!

Have a safe and happy Christmas and New Year period.

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Thumbs up for Benetton

December 16th, 2004

Why should one of the world’s largest designer clothing companies bow down to some ill-considered and ignorant demand by some uneducated, reactionary extremist extremist organisation?

That is the question Benetton is asking as PETA has demanded it not use Aussie wool in its clothes.

Benetton is saying quite rightly that Australian woolgrowers produce the best wool in the world, so why stop using it? PETA, in other words, can get stuffed!

PETA’s grievances are based on stupid notions. They would have us believe that practices which are performed on humans (for our own good) are somehow immoral on animals. That minor surgery or procedures which may cause pain in the short term (for the long term good of the animal) are somehow totally unjustified, and that the perpetrators and anyone to do with them are evil.

So what next? PETH (People for The Ethical Treatment of Humans) banning dentistry because of the “pain and suffering” of patients?

Throwing blood at surgeons who specialise in maxillofacial surgery, particularly wisdom teeth removal?

Banning sport because it can lead to injury?

PETA will be irrelevant within a year or two – they’re a bunch of fanatics whose only strength is their ability to draft moronic actors and singers to “raunchy” (for American standards) photo shoots.

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Labor’s New FTA Strategy

December 1st, 2004

What a bunch of small minded cretins the ALP are.

Today, they’ve decided that they agree with the Liberal-National Government’s plan for a free trade agreement with the ASEAN region.

So what has changed since they bitterly opposed free trade agreements, most obviously and publicly the free trade agreement with the USA? Why have they all of a sudden come to the party? Why is it now that they like FTAs?

Because it’s not with the USA! It is impossible for anyone to be against free trade. It is a glorious bringing together of the world’s people in freedom. As some old codger, possibly Frederic Bastiat, said: “If goods don’t cross borders, soldiers will”. So why was the ALP against an FTA with the USA but for an FTA with ASEAN?

BECAUSE THE ALP HATES AMERICA.

God save us if they ever get into power – oops, I forgot, they are in power in EVERY STATE. DAMN.

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The End of An Era – Let’s Hope

November 24th, 2004

I can’t tell you how much I loathe the cult of Australian Idol. some fellow music lovers see it as a good thing; the expansion of the music market. “It gets people passionate about music”, they argue.

My argument is quite different. What ever happened to creativity? Whatever happened to innovation? New songs, new films, new concepts?

Why is it that our popular culture is so overwhelmed with the remade, remodeled or re-adapted? We have been inundated with conservatism at corporate level, employees not wanting to take a punt and rather preferring to reach for the safe option of cover songs, cartoon characters and apparently saleable multimedia franchises. Seemingly, this is the end product of the media behemoth; products so predictable, so fucking boring but again so inoffensive that after exercising one or two original ideas, we are left with Hulk (Marvel adaption), Spiderman 2 (sequel of another Marvel adaption, Cheaper by the Dozen (another remake), Shrek 2 and so on, and then cover songs that are clogging up the charts like plaque on a diseased artery, covers like “What About Me?” from Shitbox Shannon (which is currently number 2 on the Irish charts!), “Word Up”, “My Prerogative” and “Boys of Summer” – these are songs which have entered the charts just within the last few weeks, let alone the past few months.

The economics of the entertainment industry have a lot to do with this. The dot com boom heralded a new era of “content provision”. Artists, creators, writers and musicians become content providers and the companies around them became the “content distribution networks”. As a result of the internet, these companies followed a belief that they would become obsolete unless they got into the content game and could own the coolest bands, brands, songs and TV shows. Copyright was as hot as hell.

Company heads then realised that the easiest way to increase the level of content was by buying out other companies with large content libraries and merging with them. They reckoned it would save on overhead and they would have a huge catalogue that they could then distribute. Universal took over the much larger PolyGram in an incredible $US10bn deal, BMG took over Zomba, EMI and Warners marriage was stopped at the altar, and now Sony and BMG have just merged their music units only last week. An alternative view was that if the content providers merged with new economy businesses then it would create the best of both worlds: a company which had old copyright and new distribution. One of the most crazy and stupid examples of this was the merger of Time Warner and AOL, where Time Warner believed that by merging as equals with a considerably smaller and largely US based ISP, they would have the channels to reach the customer. Of this merger which was nutted out one weekend, rival Rupert Murdoch described a conversation between two members of the Time Warner board: “what the hell were we smoking that weekend?”

The problem with the mergers hasn’t been the larger companies dominating the industry, but the fact that their mergers have not led to the pot of gold, the synergies and massive savings they believed they would. Economies of scale are largely irrelevant in the music industry because it doesn’t matter whether there are 20 artists or 200, holding all else equal the same money is spent on promotion and development in any case. So in an effort to exercise some cost savings, companies cut down the amount of A&R staff and artist development staff. It is relatively cheaper to buy a company and keep the back catalogue than it is to actually develop your own talent from scratch.  Instead of creating, innovating and providing choice, the boards of these companies chose to cheat by buying revenue and market share – generally a short term approach.

Considering new artists are the lifeblood of these companies, one would think that they invest heavily in the area, testing the product thoroughly before releasing it to the market. But no, it’s all too hard. While there is an abundance of Marketing, Finance and Administration staff in any Australian record company, it would be rare if there was any more than one A&R Manager being given a minimal budget to invest in new talent. Hence the decline of the industry into the rehash territory, where it’s much easier to revive an old hit with the excrement of an elaborate TV game show such as Australian Idol or Popstars.

And they wonder why people aren’t connecting to new acts? The music industry has forgotten that it is not as simple as regurgitating the old and providing content for their distribution networks. It’s about telling a story, about connecting on an emotional level, about building a fan base and about encouraging people to be zealots of their favourite band or artist. Until these companies return to the days of devoting love and attention on their “artist R&D”, they will merge into insignificance.

Until that point however, we will continue to have media companies reward the talentless and mediocre.

I’d love to read some comments on the length of time before we start seeing real talent on Aussie TV again; if ever…

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